I think that a world without candy bars would suck.
I think that American football is a gift from God.
I think coffee is the answer to any bad day.
I think that cats are better than dogs.
I think that cold is just awful.
Oddly, I think that warmth is just divine.
I think that lights are too bright.
I think that movies are too long.
I think "Titanic" was an awful movie.
I don't think TV rots your brain.
I think soccer is a full contact sport.
Hospitals scare me, but hospital shows on TV do not.
I think webcams are wonderful.
I think "Transformers" are the best toys ever.
"Icanhazcheezeburger.com" is the funniest thing I've ever seen.
I think my home theater system will blow yours away.
I think my cat acts like a dog.
Old clocks remind me of my grandfather.
I really don't want to die, I'll never be ready for it.
My wife and daughter have completely changed who I am.
They have not, however, changed what I believe.
Darts are fun to play when you're drunk. Trust